Who We Are

WE ARE
THE ANTI-
AGENCY.

Most web agencies will bore you to death with endless revisions, "brand guideline" meetings, and focus groups about button padding.

We don't do that. We get it done. We make websites that don't look like everyone else's. And if you don't like it — you know where the door is.

Cinematic
The Short Version

WE CHOSE YOU.
NOT THE OTHER
WAY AROUND.

The $20 Artist Special isn't a discount. It's a statement. We believe in your work — that's why we're charging you twenty bucks. Not because we're cheap. Because we're betting on you.

Regular businesses pay $250/page because they have regular budgets and want regular websites that do regular things.

Artists pay $20 because we already know you're doing something fucking interesting — and we want to be part of it.

If you need 12 Zoom calls to approve every font choice, we are not your people. Go find someone who will sit through that. We'll be over here building websites for people who trust us.

Why We Exist.

The problems we solve.

Boring Websites

You know the ones. White background, stock photo of a team high-five, placeholder lorem ipsum. Every business looks the same because they all hired the same agency.

Infinite Revisions

You hired an agency. They made something. You asked for changes. They made changes. You asked for more changes. Six months later you're still arguing about a favicon.

No One Gets It

You tried to explain your art. The designer nodded and made something that looked like a tech startup from 2015. The website your friend made on Wix looked better.

We Get It

We actually look at what you do. We read your submission. And if we think you're interesting — you're in. No portfolio review. No application process. Just: we see you.

For Artists

YOUR WORK CAUGHT
OUR EYE. $20.

Tell us what you make. Show us why it matters. If we agree — you get a custom website for twenty dollars.

Not because we're a charity. Because you're doing something we want to put on the internet.

$20 per page — artists only